interesting sign

So this is a sign for a company on my block, except I'm confused on what business this place in actually in.




You can go there for a workers comp case and get a colon cleansing? I'm sold!

Piper hearts Clara

I found this video of Piper from mom's computer that should definately be on someone's blog.

Last night

For dinner last night out with friends, I saw Yorkshire Pudding on the apps menu, so of course I HAD to get it to see if mom and dad do it right. As it turns out, not only do mom and dad do right, but they also do it better. It was still very good (I kept telling people that it felt like Christmas for some reason) and it came with shredded pit beef (not very good but Rusty loved it).

To top the night off, I took a cab home and the driver (with a heavy muslim accent) tried to convert me to Islam and after we arrived at my destination, actually said to me "So when can I see you again?" WHAT?????? So my response? "I guess if I ever get another cab and you happen to be the driver, then that's when you'll see me again. Good night!!"

And that's my Philly Fun!!!

Giff and his bag of tricks

So while I have my camera hooked up, I'm going to post Giff's throat symphony.

Doggie Autism

So apparently, one of the weird and out-of-the-ordinary things that autistic kids do is line up their toys. Peter Rosenquest was textbook for this, instead of reading all the I Spy books, he would open them up to a certain page and then line them all up on the floor. Well, I came home from work this morning to find most of Rusty's toys removed from their basket and lined up at the foot of my desk chair in my "office".

Hopefully you can see the linearism from the picture.

I'm a fat girl at heart

good: BLT's with no L and extra turkey B and extra extra T and extra extra extra mayo, at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm and enough turkey bacon left over for the next day's breakfast.

bad: cuts on thumb from cracking open someone else's crab for them to enjoy and spider bites that feel like those really deep pimples about a foot beneath the skin...it actually could a pimple. either way, puss came out when i squeezed it.

mom and anna...whats this impending talk? what did i say wrong this time??

and anna...whole wheat cookies??? that's like barfing during a roller coaster...went in it for the fun but it ends with a nasty taste in your mouth.

Okay, fine, fine, I finally started this thing called blogging. So welcome, hope you enjoy because from reading my blog you will probably only get dumber, or is it dumbber. I dunno.

Lets begin with Rusty, the gay dog. Yes, gay. And his "partner" is Piper, but he remains in the closet so I won't post his pic as to not out him. In celebration of expecting Rusty's homodogsexuality, I bought him a rainbow collar and proceeded to find him sitting on my bed with his legs crossed. Yeah, he's not fooling anyone. All in all, he's the coolest dog ever and I love him much.

After going on a trip to Texas to visit friends, I went home to MD to pick up my lil Rusty from mom and dad's. On returning home to Philly, I was redirected home instead of my usual route due to police cars everywhere and police tape and a news van. All this commotion was about 2 miles away from my apartment, so don't get too worried. Being curious, I drove around the blocked off areas hoping to get a glimpse of the dead body or robbed elderly couple or car with it's windows smashed, or something, but no dice. Also, since I don't have the patience to watch the evening news, I went online the next day (today) but couldn't find out what happened. rats. And speaking of rats...I've had the pleasure to see a true philly rat run across my street late at night one night and boy, if I put Rusty in front of it, the rat would've gone Pac-Man on him, one bite, that's it, Rusty would be done and the rat would be satisfied for maybe an hour. IT WAS HUGE!!!

Also, I must note. I have been trying to eat healthier lately, not to lose weight, but just to overcome the feeling of impended doom I have everytime i go to work and I walk up 3 flights of stairs. So i'm cutting down calories, eating less sugary crap and looking to buy an elliptical machine, because I'm also tired of feeling my thighs jiggle like mom's green jello with shredded cheese everytime I walk. It's not cute. My point is...I found english muffins that are only 100 calories! and you pair that with the Smart Butter that decreases cholesterol and is pretty tastey and sugar free preserves, It's pretty awesome!

I'll end on that.