Just make the box alittle bigger.

I hate when you open a new box of Kleenex tissues, the first few that you pull to blow your nose rip into pieces. I'm sick of it.

My Halloween costume

So here's the story...I had to work Halloween night for like the 3rd year in a row and so I decided to reuse a costume I made a few years back when I was pregnant Britney Spears in the "Hit me baby one more time" era. I didn't tell anyone I was coming to work with this outfit on and when I walked onto the unit, I wish I had a camera to catch all my coworkers' expressions on their faces when they saw me.

In this picture is exactly how I walked into work. The reactions I got were priceless.



Sorry for the poor quality. for some unknown reason my camera wouldn't send the picture to my email. I have such a love/hate relationship with technology but all in all, I think technology just hates me.

Just a few "firsts" for me this past week...

For the first time, I ate scallops which were better then I thought. I also had calamari that wasn't fried (but left the suction cups) and Skate. Did you know Skate is the fin of a sting ray? Well, I ate it. And because I thought the name Skate was alittle weird, I decided to make it into a French word and pronounce it SkahTay. Yes I ate all this on a date, yes he is hot and 1000% Italian, yes he can bench 400 pounds (so he says but I wouldn't doubt it because he has a Redwood trees for arms)and yes he used to be an alter boy but no, was never touched inappropriately by a priest (had to ask).

Here's a pic that kindda sorta shows off my new cute earrings...

and just because I thought I was hilarious...

A bum came up to me and my friends the other night asking for money, but when he held out the cup to me that already had about 3 dollars bills and some change, I said to him, "awww!! for me??? You shouldn't have!!" Then I proceeded to laugh a lot and ignore him at which he walked away telling me I was mean. Yeah, I tend to crack myself up a lot. I should've gotten a picture of him.

World record breaking pinata my butt!!

All last week I heard radio announcements about the smashing of the world's largest Pinata to occur this past Sunday in South Philly (about a 5 minute walk from my place). So of course my friends and I go to see this HUGE pinata get smashed with a breaking ball. Now whether the opertor of the breaking ball was blind folded, I'm not sure, but I was kindda hoping he was just for authenticity sake. So the smashing was to occur at 1:30 pm. We waited and waited, got bored, took funny pictures and finally at 3:00 we were ready to leave because nothing was happening. Then some dude got on a megaphone and told everyone to leave the parking lot, the pinata won't be getting smashed afterall. What a waste of time! So needless to say, after a few hours of waiting for this thing to get smashed, all I got were some retarded pictures and no candy.