Friday, December 19, 2008

hot santa update...

I went to the Steven Singer jewelry store to exchange the necklace I won, which the guy on stage that gave it to me said I could do and even included a receipt. However!!!! The stupid lady at the stupid store said they don't exchange jewelry prizes. SAY WHAT?!? Needless to say, i'm pretty bummed. So now I'm stuck with this downright expensive necklace that I'm not too fond of. According to my friend Caitlin, it looks like a grandma necklace. Do i pawn it? Sell it on Ebay? Give it to a homeless woman and write it off on my taxes??

Anyone want to buy a $1200 necklace from me for $1100??

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Hottest santa...thats me thats me thats me

December 13th: Running of the Santas with a Hottest Santa contest which I just happened to win. In all honestly, I'm not sure how I won. I didn't dance and i didn't take my top off which means I should've been in last place right?? Wrong. I got up on stage, with a sweater on, and proceeded to take it off on stage and threw it to my friend in the crowd. According to a male dude after the contest, that act itself is what made me the winner. whatever, i'll take it. The prize? $1200 worth of jewelry from Steven Singer. I would rather have a nice fat check but i will never turn away jewelry. All in all, I'm a celebrity now, so please, no pictures.



Friday, December 12, 2008

some quotes from work

These are some quotes i've had recently from some co-workers..

(co-worker) "Do you smoke something before you come into work? crack? coke? Why u talk so much?" (ok, black co-worker)

(me) "no why? what'd you got?"

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(co-worker) "Hey brittnie, my son thinks you're hot."
(me) "oh yeah? is he hot?"
(co-worker) "he's 9."
(me) "so...single then?"

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Alright Anna, I'll play...

Apparently this is some list of things that people around the world have done and whatever is in bold is what you have done. Who came up with this list anyway??? The things in bold are what I have done personally....i think, or something close to them and i'll annotate.




1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band---does rock band on PS3 count?? or guitar hero??
4. Visited Hawaii---not just visited...lived there. beat that.
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity--$250 to american heart association. why? dunno.
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain --mount rainer, didn't make it too the top tho.
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch--the art of scrapbooking
15. Adopted a child-- slash puppy
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping ---sorry mom and dad
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen an eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run--it was an infield homerun but still and homerun and i got a pin!
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community-- on tv
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing wait
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight--almost, it was sunlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted well, it was drawn, does that count?
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy- my barbies are still alive thanks to mom but some are RIP thanks to tyler and his BB Gun
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar-- not that bad really, i'm sure it would better with a milkshake
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone-- the doctor did it on purpose so it was intentional
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle --dad's scooter in hawaii, yes i remember.
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life--welcome to my job
91. Met someone famous--Jared Header, Matthew Lillard, cuba gooding jr., tone loc, vanilla ice, rob base (just to name a few)
93. Lost a loved one--spanky
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person--there is no basement, i checked
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee --wasp, but whatever.