Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Don't forget!!!

You have 3 days left to purchase and send me a birthday present so that it arrives on my bday on saturday. But if it's late, i'll forgive you. Shout out to mom and dad who gave me Wii Fit which is AWESOME. I can now lose those 20 pounds i've been wanting to shed to reach my goal of becoming invisible. If anyone wants to get me presents that involve me using the wii sensor board, feel free.

Happy birthday to me! I just bought 2 new pairs of boots. Pictures will be posted once they arrive from Zappos. I love boots.

the story of the med student and a duck

Picture this...it's 3 am on a labor and delivery unit and you just got finished coaching a 300 lb woman to push a baby out for 2 hours. It's 3 am and the charge nurse says, why don't you do on your break now. okay! So you go to the break/conference room to rest on the tiniest couch every made and you finally get to rest your eyes and fall asleep. All of a student, you are startled into a fully awoken state by the loudest fart...ever. Was that me?? you ask. nope. it was the med student who's gazing at the patient board and who's back is facing you...about 6 feet away. Does he say anything? no. does he look around? no. Does he stand there in silence not acknowledging the massive fart that just exploded out of his butt? yes. in your mind, you think, oh no...the fart is traveling the 6 feet and right up your nose. So what do you do? Do you say something and possiby embarass the poor med student who is most likely hating life right now? Or do you pretend to stay asleep and wait till he leaves so you can leave the room and tell every person that crosses your path? yes. And....scene.

True story. It happened to me. It was a familiar smell though. It took me back to high school and having to walk into Tyler's room to wake him up after he had been sleeping for approximately 14-16 hours and facing the wrath of newly awoken older brother Tyler. The smell of boy and his stench. Gross.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Business as Usual...

While walking to work this fine snowy sunday evening, I walked by a black dude in handcuffs and in the process of getting arrested. As I walked by, he yelled to his friend that was walking away and NOT being arrest, "Hey! Make sure you get this on camera!!!"

Just another evening walking to work in the lovely Philadelphia.