AWESOOOOOOOOME

Kicking in doors = coolest thing EVER. Seriously, you should try it. I'm going to start breaking into people's houses just to kick in their door. Carly, I'm addicted.

my momma said...

So mom told me to blog about me being sick. Yes I was sick pretty much all of last week, but most of the nights, not sick enough to keep me off the streets (as in I met up with friends for dinner...etc. Not hookin.) But then Friday came....and all devil's heck broke loose and I called mom and cried. I was so sick that I told I would rather go into work and work for FREE in lew of being that sick. If sick got sick, it would be THAT bad. Anyway...it was bad. But now I'm fine. Sorry for no pictures of the event.

To liven up your day...a quote from work...
After putting a catheter in a patient to drain her urine after having a baby (she was bleeding quite a bit), the patient was perplexed that there was no blood in the container, just clear urine. I then had to explain to her that pee-pee comes from a different hole then where the blood was coming from (she actually didn't know there was a separate hole for urine). She was 22 and just had twins and is now the mother of 3. We should pray for her.

Just like a scene from a Jim Carrey Movie

I actually had to have a price check at walmart today for nothing other than....an economy sized pack of maxi pads (for Rusty of course)!!! Apparently the bag was ripped right at the barcode and the cashier turned around to her coworker and yelled to her with the pads in her hand "I need a pricecheck on these". I just said forget about it, I don't need them. Then she turned around and THREW them into a cart behind her full of stuff that needed to be restocked onto the shevles. Since it was around 9 am this morning (yes 9 am. I had been up since 4:30 thanks to my F'ed up sleep schedule from going to 100% nights at work) there was only one line open and about 6 people in line who got to witness this. wonderful.

Quote from work

In the recovery room after a c-section, the patient's boyfriend asked me a very interesting questions...
"Is she going to be bleeding all over the furniture and S**t?"

I didn't even waste time answering.

ps. Rusty removed one of his stitches leaving me with only one more to remove. He did a pretty good job at it too!