Okay, fine, fine, I finally started this thing called blogging. So welcome, hope you enjoy because from reading my blog you will probably only get dumber, or is it dumbber. I dunno.

Lets begin with Rusty, the gay dog. Yes, gay. And his "partner" is Piper, but he remains in the closet so I won't post his pic as to not out him. In celebration of expecting Rusty's homodogsexuality, I bought him a rainbow collar and proceeded to find him sitting on my bed with his legs crossed. Yeah, he's not fooling anyone. All in all, he's the coolest dog ever and I love him much.

After going on a trip to Texas to visit friends, I went home to MD to pick up my lil Rusty from mom and dad's. On returning home to Philly, I was redirected home instead of my usual route due to police cars everywhere and police tape and a news van. All this commotion was about 2 miles away from my apartment, so don't get too worried. Being curious, I drove around the blocked off areas hoping to get a glimpse of the dead body or robbed elderly couple or car with it's windows smashed, or something, but no dice. Also, since I don't have the patience to watch the evening news, I went online the next day (today) but couldn't find out what happened. rats. And speaking of rats...I've had the pleasure to see a true philly rat run across my street late at night one night and boy, if I put Rusty in front of it, the rat would've gone Pac-Man on him, one bite, that's it, Rusty would be done and the rat would be satisfied for maybe an hour. IT WAS HUGE!!!

Also, I must note. I have been trying to eat healthier lately, not to lose weight, but just to overcome the feeling of impended doom I have everytime i go to work and I walk up 3 flights of stairs. So i'm cutting down calories, eating less sugary crap and looking to buy an elliptical machine, because I'm also tired of feeling my thighs jiggle like mom's green jello with shredded cheese everytime I walk. It's not cute. My point is...I found english muffins that are only 100 calories! and you pair that with the Smart Butter that decreases cholesterol and is pretty tastey and sugar free preserves, It's pretty awesome!

I'll end on that.