World record breaking pinata my butt!!

All last week I heard radio announcements about the smashing of the world's largest Pinata to occur this past Sunday in South Philly (about a 5 minute walk from my place). So of course my friends and I go to see this HUGE pinata get smashed with a breaking ball. Now whether the opertor of the breaking ball was blind folded, I'm not sure, but I was kindda hoping he was just for authenticity sake. So the smashing was to occur at 1:30 pm. We waited and waited, got bored, took funny pictures and finally at 3:00 we were ready to leave because nothing was happening. Then some dude got on a megaphone and told everyone to leave the parking lot, the pinata won't be getting smashed afterall. What a waste of time! So needless to say, after a few hours of waiting for this thing to get smashed, all I got were some retarded pictures and no candy.