Whilst living in downtown Philadelphia, I happen to use taxi cabs and upon sliding into the backseat of one particular cab on saturday night, i sat on a wallet! "oh my gosh a wallet!" i said to my friends. Being the awesome and responsible citizen that i am and also in part of being raised by one Gregory and Patrice Young, I took it upon myself to return the wallet to its' owner. Business card? yes...but no cell phone number, also a 21 yr old dorky looking student from U. of Penn with a student ID and a drivers license from none other than Beverly Hills 90210!! (Carly loved that) So, on the following morning, i dragged the bulging wallet with me to Baltimore following my plans of doggie sitting for mom and dad while they drove to Ohio. While driving, I got the bright idea to contact the number on the back of the U. of Penn ID (you know, if lost or found, please call so and so, that number.) I tell them the situation and about 2 hours later, call me back to tell me they contacted the dude and he'd like to call me. "sure!" i said. the dude calls and is willing to drive down to Baltimore to reunite with his wallet once and for all. One of my friends the night before says to me, "this must be fate! this is the man you'll marry!!" I was quick to tell her she was insane, plus he has two picture id's and he looked very....um...not my type in both. Also, Carly (who was also at mom and dad's) says, "you just watch, he'll be hot. and that'll be funny." again, i tell her, whatever, he's clearly a dork.
Finally, i get a phone call from him telling me he's here! without even hanging up the phone (cell phone, so without 'ending' the phone call) i run outside to meet him and give him his wallet. holy crap...he's hot. my armpits sweat perfusely. he tries to give me money (there was about 250 bucks in his wallet...still(because of me!). i told him no way would i take his money. I just told him to send me a present:) Then i say goodbye and run back in the house where carly (who was spying the whole time) meets me inside and we both GUSH over how hot he was and carly says something about how he looks better without a Jewfro and how he should ask me out to dinner. With my cell phone in hand, i said "i'm going to call my crazy friend Britt to tell her about this!" As i look down at my phone, which has been in my hand this whole time, I see that our phones never ended!!! We were still in a "conversation" !! he either just heard everything we just said about him (including his jewfro) or it's on his voicemail or something. Carly and i freak out and her eyes tear from shear embarassment and i had to calm her down, reminding her she'll never see him again, who cares. About an hour later, he sends me a text to say thank you again and suggests he takes me out to dinner to thank me.
he heard.
my own bubble
17 years ago

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please tell us how it goes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahah!! I hope he buys a wig :D
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