Drive by Rubbing

As I was waiting for a cab on the corner on my street, a white man with an English accent approached me to warn me about some black dudes that have been "rubbing" people lately. And I said, "Really? Rubbing? Are you one of those rubbers?" To which he laughed and said no to, and I asked again "Why would they be rubbing people? That's strange." He then told me to be careful and began to walk away. As he was walking away, I yelled, "Oh! Robbers!!!!" But I didn't take head to his warning because I couldn't stop laughing at the mental image I was having of two big black men coming up to people and rubbing their bodies.

Either way, I have to get some mase. Just add it to my Christmas list.